September 28, 2006
Screech Sex Tape
I was checking the stats for my site today and I noticed about 4000 visitors had hit the site yesterday. This was very odd being my little gossip blog never gets more then 400-500 visitors a day. Then I checked the referrer logs to find out I got 3300 hits for “screech sex tape” from Google. After looking up the results I found an old article that happened to mention Screech and Colin’s sex tape with that Playmate chick.
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June 30, 2006
Courtney Cox gets assaulted
Kids can get away with anything, last comic standing is almost done assulating late night TV, Hasselhoff gets assualted in the bathroom, and Pamela continues her naked assualt on the fur industry (and American moral values).
It looks like Rob Schneider isn’t having a very good day, Lil Kim is busting out, Victoria Beckham continues to dress whorier and whorier, turns out Elvis is alive and his is Japanese now, J-Lo stops the presses for fear of everyone finding out she is a horrible person, Paris packs lite for England, Photoshop anyone?, Rush Limbaugh makes me puke, and Nick and Jessica are done.
June 28, 2006
Its a whopping good time today
Its porn peddler versus kiddie porn maker in court, Angelina is probably going to take someone to court about stolen pics, and the royal court in England spends the most ever last year.
Switching gears, I learned that Tori got the death message about her Dad via text message, Star Jones has been banned from the set of the View permanently, Paris prank calls, Ashton won’t have his shirt on much in his upcoming beach movie, Eva has been hitting the beach lately as well for her ten thousandth vacation, though no vacation could go far enough to escape the potential shreiking of Gweneth, Nicole and Keith continue their honeymoon, Axl Rose is on the loose once again, it looks like Cameron and Justin are still together, Scarlett Johansson is sexy, Natalie Furtado is doing amazing with her new song Loose, Vivaca Fox is the black Jessica Simpson, Foxy Brown has her hearing back, Kutcher thinks he is more important then you, and take a look at this striking similarity.
Lets finish up for June 28th with a few more fun stories. Britney is moving home to Louisiana, Paris doesn’t know not to wear whore outfits outside the bedroom, Anna Nicole is eating some sick shit for her pregnancy (fried mayo and peanut butter sandwhiches), some fun potential baby combinations, and lastly congradulations to Star Jones for landing a job already.
Steven Seagal will kill you, literally.
Celebs
Lets start off with an important notice for everyone, never cross Steven Seagal. Also, Im not sure anyone cares, but Foxx, Blidge, and Brown were some of the BET winners. Hopefully Boy George knows how to play along with the other convicts. She may look like Boy George in real life, but in the mags Britney still looks hot. How about Vin Diesel being gay (odds are 4-1), people like Maria Menousos’s boobs, Barbara says that she was betrayed as well, some celebrity birthdays to look forward to, Jessica has lost her ablity to smile (awww….), Angelina hates “girly” baby clothes, Sharon Stone adopts again, a new study claims that Jon Stewart is bad for America, and last but certainly most important, Alyssa Milano walks her dog.
TV News
Check out the nut that thinks the US killed everyone for money on 9/11. Now to the important news, Treasure Hunters is a big success so far, Ken Jennings is cashing in from TV as well with his new blog, the Miz and Trishelle are still trying to rescue their failed 15 minutes, hurry up and vote for Big Brother, some more shocking news is that the TV networks have decided to play along with YouTube. Also here what you should watch tonight if you actually have time to watch TV.
Couple News
Freddie Prince and Sarah Michelle may be over, Patricia Arquette marries Thomas Jane, Jessica is possibly dating Dane Cook, J-Lo is pissed at her ex, Josh Groban and January Jones split, and Lindsay claims she never had sex with drummer Harry Judd.
Movie News
The Spiderman 3 trailer is up, Best Week Ever doesn’t like Adam Sandler anymore.
Fun Finishing Links:
Meet my dream car, Larry Ellison takes back his charity donation, holy shit this dude was pissed off, hot preiests that look like hot celebrities, and Jerry Falwell is a gay bashing prick as always.
June 27, 2006
Can’t look young forever
Madonna has shown that you can’t look young forever, but you can certainly get married at any age. Some stars however we want to get old, die, and fade away, but they keep clinging for the last scraps of stardom.
Being the only Fraiser fan in Ohio I was very saddened to hear that Eddie died, however I imagine most of my readers are probably bigger fans of the late Aaron Spelling’s TV shows instead. On a random side-note does anyone else hate Ann Coulter?
In the random news room today we have quite a few fun stories. Pharrel Williams apparently employs bigots, Axel Rose gets hungry and decides to eat a security guard, Naomi Campbell clubs another maid to death, and John Cusak has a stalker? really?
Meanwhile Ashlee Simpson turns down Playboy for $4 million dollars while her sister continues to use sex to rescue her career. In lighter news it appears the Jay-Z and Beyonce are not broken up, but Jennifer might want to end it after Vince invited his parents to watch Anniston’s nude scenes while shooting The Break-Up.
Being I hate Tom Cruise I was delighted to hear no one gives a shit about his baby, but then was immediately saddened to hear the Justin and Cameron were still together. Losing to Angelina is the baby pic sell-off sucks for Tom, but Angelina could be ready to cash in again with her naked paintings. Speaking of cashing in, they sure are milking Superman for all its worth.
OK, lets rap this up for June 27th with a shebang of funness. Lookout Europe cuz Michael Jackson is on his way, Brandon Routh is ugly compared to his statue, apparently getting married to a psycho doesn’t count in the Catholic church, thank god Jessica Simpson didn’t get the part for Dallas, and Rush Limbaugh better get a prescription for his limp dick next time. Scarlett and Woody light up Hello! magazine, Lindsay Lohan kills her stylist,
Fun Finishing Links:
Amazing sandals, Buffet gives $37 billion to charity,
Some fun links for June 23rd
Jolie has her baby stalked. Some photographer tried to jump the fence at Maddox’s daycare and was subsequently tackled and arrested. - link
Sean Preston looks burned out - link
And Britney burns her baby again - link
Selma Blair files for divorce - link
Good review of the new movie with Adam Sandler, Click - link
Katherine McPhee is Katie Holms - link
Bon Jovi is trying to hard - link
Shawnna is scary looking… - link
Funny stuff from Egotastic - link
2.4 million people watched Americas Got Talent - link
People looking freaky and/or stupid
Jessica and Eva look about a retarded as they trully are.
Kate looks like a skeleton.
Paris looks aweful.
June 26, 2006
Ariel Sharon Dead
Is Ariel Sharon dead, dying, alive and well, and will the world notice when he dies?
It has been reported that Ariel Sharon is dead many times in the media. Who actually knows the truth thought at this point? For a man that was so popular in his time, Ariel Sharon does not seem to be getting the respect that he deserves in his dying days. For the media to be reporting that he is dead, that he is alive and fine, and that he is dying rapidly all in the same week is highly irresponsible for a society that supposedly loves Ariel Sharon.
For an up to date somewhat accurate story of his entire incapacitation, check out this page. For an accurate life story please look here. For the best source of news on Ariel Sharon I would check the New York Times page on him each day.
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June 25, 2006
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Divorce
We knew it was too good to be true, the most beautiful couple in the world, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, have finally filed for divorce after 2 years of marriage.
Actually, no they haven’t, I’m just being silly. I think that the lovely couple will probably last for many more years to come. Now that they have their third child, I doubt there will ever be any custody battles coming up.
June 24, 2006
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Headed for Divorce
With Jennifer Lopez’s track record, would it surprise anyone to see her get another divorce. How long until Marc Anthony gets tired of her drama queen attitude and diva personality and begs for a divorce like the previous few romances? They are going to get divorced one day, its trully just a matter of when.
What are you thoughts about all of this?
June 23, 2006
Paris Hilton Stars Are Blind
Am I the last person on the planet that didn’t know Paris had a single coming out? According to a couple different blogs, not only is it out, but its actually pretty damn good.
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Some fun links for June 23rd
Jolie has her baby stalked. Some photographer tried to jump the fence at Maddox’s daycare and was subsequently tackled and arrested. - link
Sean Preston looks burned out - link
And Britney burns her baby again - link
Selma Blair files for divorce - link
Good review of the new movie with Adam Sandler, Click - link
Katherine McPhee is Katie Holms - link
Bon Jovi is trying to hard - link
Shawnna is scary looking… - link
Funny stuff from Egotastic - link
June 22, 2006
Some more links for June 22nd
Not everyone links Borat - link
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Daily wrap up for June 22nd, 2006
David Hasselhoff denies abusing his wife, though he has certainly abused his right to be on TV any longer. Actors are getting fatter, which apparently is only acceptable for men, as women still are required to be bulimic.
It seems like everyone is obsessed with weight loss these days, including the every changing sizes of Mariah Carey. I can see how starving oneself to look this hot can be tempting. However, when one has enough money and fame, you can look like complete crap and still get hot date. Back to Mariah, she certainly has gone a little overboard on the Botox.
On a different note its been a nerdy week for the movie world. Check out the promo pics for Spiderman 3, a sneek peak at the Ironman movie, and Harry Potter in 3-D?
Ok, time to wrap things up in a crazy whirlwind of celebrity crap. Keanu can’t use computers, Eva is writing a book (which no one will read), Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan duke it out, Hasselhoff beats his wife again, Christina has a new hot video out, Kate Bosworth looks like total shit, now that she has stopped sobbing Britney is back in the mags again, Britney Murphy is the new voice of Tinkerbell, Kylie goes on tour again, the Big Brother cast list has been released for season 7, caption contest with pyscho Tom Cruise, Ray is moving to HBO (maybe), and how the hell did David Spade end up with Heather Locklear again? Speaking of how the hell did they end up with him, how does he do this?
Not enough links, you freak! Check out this link dump from cityrag.
Eminem Divorce is held privately
Eminem is trying to keep his most recent divorce out of the press and out of the spotlight. He is actually doing a pretty good job according to this Yahoo article:
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